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My Grandmother is Funny

I love my grandmother, but she has some really…odd ideas about Jewish people:

• The store down the street was a “Jew Store.”
• There were lots of “Jew Men” mourning one of our neighbors one day.
• She’s convinced that Jewish people around put blood on their doors for Passover despite never having seen one do it.
• She used to believe that the car horns that are used as alarms were really Jewish people blowing their ram horns. I told her otherwise, but I wonder if she believed me.

I doubt that she doesn’t like Jewish people, but she’s very ignorant about Judaism even though she eats matzoth and latke. I bet she would freak out to find out that many of my “normal” friends are Jewish.

posted by SumThing @ 9:41 PM