Monday, October 17, 2005

Politically Incorrect Post 1

A couple of my female coworkers had a discussion about the various, lewd hoots, and hollers (holla!) they have received over the years. They wondered why guys keep saying lewd things to them.

Politically correct, and often correct answer 1: The men who yell lewd things at women are insecure. They can take comfort in knowing that they were rejected only because of their approach and not because of any inherent character flaw.

Politically correct, and often correct answer 2: Some men are jerks.

Completely politically incorrect, but often factually correct answer: because some women react favorably to it. Yes ladies, there are some women out there fucking it up for the rest of you. Often these women are dressed provocatively. Sometimes they want the attention, and sometimes they find the guy saying things to be attractive so they let it slide, but they’re fucking it up for the rest of you. It’s like spam. The cost of sending 10,000 unsolicited email messages is so low that you only need 1 response to make it worthwhile. In conclusion, smack these women. You’ll be doing everyone a favor. Also, smack people who respond to spam.

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