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Birthdayish Musings

So I was at Brookstone on Sunday, just browsing with a friend. While I was in there, I noticed a woman, about 40, who appeared to be enjoying the massager chair perhaps a little too much.

Deep breaths are slightly interesting, and I wouldn’t have given her a second look except that I noticed her breathing had become short and rapid with gratuitous chest heaving. After about a minute or so, she turned off the chair and left. I just don’t know what to say. What an odd experience. Friends have told me that I should have asked her if she needed any help.

Also on Sunday, one of the Adult Swim pieces made an interesting observation. In 1986, if someone told you that in 2006, Michael Jackson would be washed up, and Weird Al would still be relevant, you’d laugh your ass off. Well, Straight Outta Lynwood was released on my birthday, September 26.

Speaking of work, work got me a strawberry cheesecake for my birthday. Cheesecake is so fucking awesome. If only I could show my gratitude (sexually) to the coworker who got it for me. Go me!

posted by SumThing @ 9:40 PM