The Slow News Day...
I know this because they’re still talking about the earthquake this morning. People had things fall over, but no one was seriously hurt, or killed, and no buildings fell down. If you don't live in the area and had to hear about the earthquake incessantly, I am sorry.
75 and 300+
First things first. As a service to all 3 of my blog readers, and my 2 MySpace readers, I’m going to shut the fuck up about promising updates. I will either update, or not, and I will refrain from boring you with the shitty details of why I promise the world and deliver nothing.
Today’s numbers of the day are 75, and 300+, and I think it’s an appropriate theme for the day.
75 is the score I need to pass the final part of my CPA test. I took it last Thursday. In case you’re wondering how I did, the answer is that I’m not too sure. I mean, I genuinely don’t know. I never know with these things. A coworker pointed out that since I’ve passed 3 parts so quickly, this is more a waiting game than anything else. I can limp across the finish line if need be. There are 4 parts to the CPA test, and once I pass this last one, I’ll be done. Yay!
Speaking of 4. Y’know what 4 * 75 is? 300, which brings me to the second number of the day 300+
HOW’S THAT FOR A SEGUE, BITCHES?!?!!? HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?!?!?!
300+ is how much more my credit card bills have been lately. I’d like to blame inflation, but truthfully, I’m just buying more stuff. There’s so many different things that I want and need.
300+ is also how much I had to pay to replace the cell phone I lost today. Quite the expensive mistake. I hope the person at 7-11 that picked up my cell phone enjoys it, until he/she is hit by a bus.
